Dreams

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When I was a kid, I was more than 100 % sure that people in my night dream have the same dream the same night. And in the morning all of us can talk about what have happened to us. Continue reading Dreams

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My homemade bread

Some woman truly believe, that the way to a man’s heart goes through his stomach.

The evolution of this saying: the American statesman John Adams wrote in a letter , ‘The shortest road to men’s hearts is down their throats’.

I think they aim far too high, actually.

Most probably the blow job, not homemade bread is the shortest way to man’s heart?

Other shades of grey

You feel young enough, still attractive and drop dead sexy.
You still get lot of attention.
One day you just notice few grey ones among your pubic hair and get an appointment at waxing salon.

In a hour you are clean as a whistle and feel young again.
Guys,  please never ask women why do they do waxing.

Sometimes the reason is just get rid of few shades of grey.

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